How many of you / have asked for it? PARENT - Job Description
POSITION:
Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Ma
Daddy, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop
Job description
In the long term, the team spirit necessary for a challenging work in a permanent,
environment is often chaotic.
Candidates must have excellent communication and organizational
skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include
evenings and weekends and often on-call hours 24 quarts. Some
night travel required, including visits to sites of primitive camping
Weekend rain and endless sports tournaments in far away cities!
Travel expenses not reimbursed. messaging features extended as
necessary.
RESPONSIBILITIES:
The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least
temporarily, until someone needs £ 5. Must be willing to bite tongue
repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a mule
and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this
time, the cries of the court are not someone just crying wolf.
Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small
gadget repair, mysteriously slow toilets and stuck zippers. Must
screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of
multiple homework projects.
Must have the ability to plan and organize social events for clients
all ages and attitudes. Must be willing to be an essential
minute, an embarrassment the next. Must handle and the product
safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery
protective devices. Must always hope for the best but prepare for
worse. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of
the final product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and
janitorial work throughout the facility.
Opportunities for advancement and PROMOTION:
None.
Your job is to stay in the same position for years without
complain constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that
those of your dependents may eventually surpass you
Experience
None required, unfortunately.
On the job training offered on an ongoing basis exhausting.
Salaries and wages:
Get this! You pay them!
offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due at
18 years due to the assumption that college will help
become financially independent. When you die, you give them some
is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you
actually enjoy it and we wish you could do more.
ADVANTAGES
While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition
reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered, which
Job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and Free Hugs
and kisses for life if you play your cards.
LMAO!
First got the job 8 years ago and have since had the chance to add two new responsibilities in the mix!
Hard work, yes, but there is absolutely nothing like the first smile of the morning, the HUG that starts at the other side of the room is full when it hits you, or sound of your 2yr old saying 'Wuv you mummy.
also teaches you to appreciate quiet, lol!
yeah most ppl give at the end - funny!
I want! lol bless us!
I'm in!
would not demand choices, but sometimes you have no choice !!!!!!
!!!!!!! That's life
not me
I so want this job. I love children! I hope to have at least ten or twenty years, not a joke!
It's my job ... general body of dogs .... for my family, but hugs are nice ....
sounds great!.
Posted on March 20, 2010.
