Back Stretcher As Seen On Tv

Here's why.
A couple in Morro Bay, California, has had a lot of potted plants. For a recent cold period, the woman was putting a lot of them indoors to protect them against frost possible.
It turned out that the little green garden grass snake was hidden in a factory and when he is hot, he slipped on the woman and saw it go under the sofa.
She screamed loudly.
The husband (who was taking a shower) ran naked into the living room to see what was the problem. She said there was a snake under the sofa.
He went down on the floor on hands and knees to look. About this time, the family dog came and cold his nose on the back. He thought the snake had bitten him, so he screamed and fell to the ground.
His wife thought he had a heart attack, so she covered him, told him to sit still and called an ambulance.
The officers rushed in, would not listen to his protests and loaded him on the stretcher and started to realize it.
About this time the snake came out from under the sofa and emergency medical technician saw, and dropped his end of the stretcher.
That's when the man broke his leg and why he is still in the hospital.
The woman was always the problem of snake in the house, so she called a neighbor.
He volunteered to capture the snake. He grabbed a rolled up newspaper and began to bite under the sofa. Soon he decided it was gone and told the woman, who sat on the sofa in relief.
But while relaxing, her hand dangled between the cushions, where she felt the snake wriggling around She screamed and fainted, the snake rushed under the couch.
The neighbor man, seeing lying out there, tried to use CPR to revive her.
The neighbor's wife, who had just returned from grocery shopping, saw her husband's mouth on the woman's mouth and slammed her husband in the back of the head with a bag of canned goods, it boring and cutting his scalp to a point where we need stitches.
The noise woke the woman of his death weak and she saw her neighbor lying on the floor with his wife standing over him, so she assumed he had been bitten by the snake. She went to the kitchen and I have a small bottle of whiskey, and began to run into the man's throat.
Now, the police arrived.
They saw the unconscious man, smelled the whiskey, and assumed that the drunken fight had occurred. They were about to arrest them all, when women tried to explain how this all happened over a little green snake.
The police called an ambulance, which removed the neighbor and his sobbing wife.
The little snake again crawled under the couch.
One of the policemen drew his gun and shot her.
He missed the snake and struck the leg of the nightstand. The table fell and shot her broken and the bulb broke it lit a fire in the drapes.
The other policeman tried to beat the flames and fell through the window into the court over the family dog who, startled, got up and rushed into the street, where an oncoming car made a swerved to avoid it and smashed into the parked police car.
Meanwhile the burning drapes were seen by neighbors who called the fire brigade.
Firefighters began to climb the ladder of fire truck when they were halfway down the street.
The scale of the increase was snatched overhead and make the electricity and disconnected the phone in a block of ten square surface
(But they got the fire to the house).
The time has passed! Both men were discharged from hospital, the house has been repaired, the dog is returned, the police acquired a new car and all was well with their world.
A little later, they watched television and.